Freaking Me Out

Okay, this is clearly freaking me out.

It has been a long time - well, clearly a long time - since I have liked someone.
Like, a lot.

But this is just a typical crush I seem to have every year - which bloomed 3 years ago.
I'd like to put the blame onto the guy who did this to me, but obviously I can't since that is just pure juvenile.

Moving on...

I like a guy. You can see that oh-so-clearly stated.
I'm not gonna reveal his identity because no one - no, I'm serious. No one - knows who this guy is.

But it's okay. I'm sure I'll get over this when the whole fiasco's finished.


I feel like a potential stalker.
A very, very lame stalker but a stalker nevertheless.

I grovel pathetically if he came anywhere near me within a 10-pole radius.
Oh, & I happen to trip more if I see him coming by.

Need there be anything more pathetic than the sad truth?

But it's okay. I've found a cure! It's brilliant, positively brilliant!

First was a Korean movie-athon (200 Pounds Beauty, I swear, this movie is AWESOME. Watch it) & then I checked out his profile & photos - hint.

& I am so glad to find that his photos are everything that can turn me off.
I'm serious.

He takes pictures of himself - or sometimes with girls.
& he wears those chains - like, really huge, long chains.
Oh, & there's a picture of him when he was really young & he looks like...

Well, like Jun Vinh & Roy (Tang) put together.


Not only that, he cannot spell for the life of him.
Let alone use the correct grammar.

He adds girls who are either very gothic or a tad too perky.

...

But if he's such a turn-off, why do I still keep trying to pass him during lunch?